thedruff:

back at it again at the krusty krab

danglingthpider:

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

okay our wasps don’t look like thatimage

um bumblebees are bees.

carl just woke up and has ~amnesia~

here we go again

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

do NOT learn how to shoot a bow because youll never be able to go back to a time when fictional characters shooting bows didnt piss you the fuck off

My daughter is blind! She is blind and tiny and helpless and fragile. She cannot help you!

ricks in a disgustingly optimistic phase again so it’s only a matter of an issue to turn him back into a blood hungry maniac

turbanista:

23-Year-Old Woman Grows Beard, Says She Feels More Feminine Than Ever

Read the full story: http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/23-year-old-woman-grows-beard-says-she-feels-more-feminine-t?s=mobile

me: *flosses every day diligently but forgets to day im seeing a dentist*
dentist: you need to start flossing i can tell you dont
me: *hasnt flossed in 3 months. seeing dentist in the morning. flosses.*
dentist: i can tell youve flossed keep up the good work!

when rick gets basically raped by that woman like gotta love how he conveniently isnt wearing a shirt even though it is the cold season AND in any other scene of him in the house/in bed in those issues he is wearing two layers of shirts.


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